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Мария Ивановна

Last fairytale about humans written by aliens Once upon a Space there was a little planet. She was extremely lonely and inhabited herself with humans. People were different and united in different countries: poor and rich, black and white, kind and ev see more... il, right and left. Some people wanted to be free from all the rules. They sailed a boat to find a new land. The land they found wasn’t new. It was old and inhabited by savages. Tempted by the rich land and a comfortable location, pilgrims killed wild people and built their own free country – Dreamland. They were not free again. They had work to do. That’s why the Dreamlanders decided to have slaves. They crossed the ocean, conquered Southland and slaved people. The Dreamlanders were free, but not happy again. They had nothing to do. That’s why they decided to teach other countries how to be free. No one wanted to be taught. The Dreamlanders bombed Eastland to give them a lesson. Bombing caused air pollution. The teachers decided to be more careful next time. The Dreamlanders became friends with the Hotlanders. They corrupted its government, conquered Hotland, and killed Hotlanders. This way, Dreamlanders captured all the other countries and killed stupid people who didn’t want to study how to be free. There were only Dreamlanders all around the Planet. They taught and killed themselves. The Planet was lonely again. She doesn’t want to have children anymore. She’s grieving.

Sept. 24, 2022, 9:21 a.m. GMT